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SPORT Drug-Taking to be made compulsory Drug-Taking to be made compulsory by 2016 Olympics The International Olympic Committee has declared that the use of performance enhancing drugs will be compulsory for all athletes from 2016 in a deliberate snub to the British Olympic Association who regard such things as “well, just plain wrong.” The world governing body reacted with outrage at the BOA’s desire to prevent drugs cheats competing in London this year calling the move “provocative” and “elitist.” ... NEWS
Hosni Mubarak Hosni Mubarak – An Apology The British Government would like to apologise to Hosni Mubarak for claiming that he was in any way an incompetent leader of Egypt. It would also like to apologise for sending all the bleeding-heart liberals of the... Murdoch Enquiry Ends Murdoch Enquiry Ends as the Press Finally Realise the General Public Could Not Give a Toss After politicians announced their rather surreal conclusion to their long, drawn-out enquiry into News Corporation conducted “because we haven’t got a... TECHNOLOGY
British Gas ‘Engineer’ confesses all British Gas ‘Engineer’ confesses all In a candid interview, a British Gas ‘engineer’, who wishes to remain anonymous, lifts the lid on how easy it is to get a profession. Brewster Humpington was a light bulb installer until he saw an advert in the local paper. He explains – “the light bulb installation business is getting crowded with foreigners undercutting your prices plus a lot of people nowadays are doing it themselves so when I saw the job advert wanting ... |
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